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Who are the best minds of my generation? Who doesn't hitch anymore because we're scared of hick pig-stroking rapists, and who doesn't hang out? Who stares at colourful boxes and taps on little buttons and we don't drink on roofs, man. Who aren't scared of our senators, because we're white, and the current Red Scare's brown? Who sits on their ass 22.5 hours a day and waits for their little box to glow in the right way? Who needs calcium pearls, micro-granules and accessorised under-arms, caffeinated make-up, good bacteria and Activium? Who imbibes ceramides and emulsifiers, nanos